Kids Logic

Once again, kids are smarter than they used to be. But they do say the darndest things! Check out the wisecracks and wisdom below and you be the judge!

TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?

STUDENT: Seven.

TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?

STUDENT: Nine.

TEACHER: That's impossible.

STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS: George!

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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WILLY: Me!